some funny quotes during school time..
while playing basketball..
me: sian.
weichia: i want 1 on 1 with geoffrey!
timothy: shen me niao then quickly! i bet weichia own geoffrey
geoffrey: (smiles cheekily at tim)
then...
tim: eh geoffrey can you stop flashing your butt?
geo: my pe shirt too small lah
me: wah geoffrey your butt damn big sia..how come your underwear below your butt de?
geo: f*** you lah!
me: (laughs)
me: haix..

aiya not funny lah..i love xuning's lame jokes!
read this:?
one day, a boy got running nose, than i told him to tell his nose stop running. why?
because ah later the nose fall down become bleed nose already!
^HAHAHA^
why did timothy throw a toilet bowl down from a aeroplane?
ans: because he was crazy!
then why when a boy was running he suddenly died?
ans: because he kena hit by the toilet bowl!
one day, a boy was suppose to go on stage to receive his medals,but he didnt
turn up. why? because he was the boy who died!
^HAHAHA^ this is so funny!
want hear lame joke?
one day, a boy kena hit by lorry, then cannot walk; became lame xD
want hear a even lamer joke?
one day, 2 boys kena hit by lorry, then both cannot walk, became lame!
HAHAHAHA!
want hear sick joke?
one day, a boy got sick, he got 42 degrees high fever =X
want hear sicker joke?
one day, 2 boys got sick, both 42 degress high fever =X
^HAHA^
dont roll on floor when laughing hor!

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